Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Religion
Do you realize that Jesus probably never read the bible when he was growing up?
Why weren't/aren't people surprised when God told them to kill their own kid.
God had no problem killing a city (er, whole world) full of children because their parents were idiots.
Jesus was a bootlegger - remember the wedding?
If the bible is the word of God, why are there different versions?
Why do celibate priests offer marriage counseling?
Why doesn't eating meat on Friday constitute a sin anymore? When did God say it was OK to have a bologna sandwich for lunch? And if I did eat a hot dog on Friday when I was kid, has that sin been excused by the new law, or lack of one?
How did the lack of a head-covering on a woman when I was a kid, harm her church worshipping capabilities?
And if a woman has to keep a hat on, why does a man have to keep it off? (or at least we used to)
Why does the church keep asking for money for the poor, yet spend so much of it on vestments and church decorations?
Since Limbo is now much downplayed, what happened to the kids that were there earlier? Are they still screwed or have they gone on to heaven.
If the communion host was the body of God, why could we eat it on Good Friday?
Why is God still holding a grudge after 4004 years (or whatever is was since Eden and the apple)?
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