What?
Am I conservative or liberal, if I:
support gays using assault guns to shoot people who spray paint anti-Muslim sayings on synagogues.
want my body donated to science or put in a Hefty bag with the trash.
save energy by shoveling my snow and using a manual lawn mower only to relax in a scalding hot tub of water later.
enjoy veggie pizzas and rare steaks.
drink imported beer from Europe and prefer water from the tap.
patiently wait for several minutes at a railroad crossing but spout epitaphs when someone spends 4.56 seconds before moving at a green light.
like to listen to classical music while reading Guns and Ammo.
donates to ACLU and NRA.
thinks rabbits are cuddly and tasty.
loves to watch kittens and puppies frolic, but feel little remorse when their owners allow them to get run over. Remorse about the puppy, I feel nothing but contempt about the owners.Labels: gripes, misc
