Friday, February 16, 2007
Memorable Sayings
While I wish I could claim credit to these, I can't. They are a couple of the best comebacks I've heard from people.
In reply to my question about the availability of a slice of veggie pizza at a work function from one of the managers:
"Veggies? - veggies ain't food, that's what you feed to food."
At a class reunion meeting that was taking place in a bowling alley. One of my classmates - who's pretty rich and famous now - saw a bottle of beer still sitting unclaimed on the table we were sitting at. He grabbed at it saying:
"You can't waste that. Don't you realize there are people sober in Africa?"
