Wednesday, June 28, 2006
Law Enforcement Priorities
Believe it or not, all the below stories were found online today on my My Yahoo home page of news collections. Our town is fighting to get more cops right now and real criminals everywhere are having a field day shooting, and raping, and murdering.
"MOUNT HOPE, Ohio - Arlie Stutzman [an Amish dairy farmer] was busted in a rare sting when an undercover agent bought raw milk from the Amish dairy farmer in an unlabeled container. ... After the creamy white, unpasteurized milk flowed into the container, the man, an undercover agent from the Ohio Department of Agriculture, gave Stutzman two dollars and left. ... "You can't just give milk away to someone other then yourself. It's a violation of the law," said LeeAnne Mizer, spokeswoman for the department."
Heaven help Arlie if he'd also offered Oreos with that.
The FBI spends god-only-knows how much money tearing down a barn and digging up a field looking for Big Foot, er, Jimmy Hoffa. I hear they are preparing extradition papers for Loch Ness authorities as well.
Rush Limbaugh is busted for carrying a bottle of Viagra. No matter what I think of the pompous, loudmouthed, holier-than-thou, common 'tator, you have to wonder how many real drug dealers were sneaking in crack while the inspectors were impounding the dope's dope.
Seven losers in Florida with no weapons, no plans and no explosives are given combat boots by a government agent and then arrested as deadly terrorists. I'm guessing it was for deadly foot odor.
"BERKLEY, Mich. - The parking fine was $10. But the comment Robert Militzer added to the check could land him in jail for 30 days.
The computer programmer from Allen Park got the ticket May 29. When Militzer wrote the check to Berkley District Court, he scribbled on the memo line, "BULL (expletive) MONEY GRAB." He'd probably get less time for robbing a 7/11 these days.
