Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Things that piss me off at work
OK - I guess I should say more things. Anyway, here's a small list of things that people do at work that really set me off. I suppose if people do them at places other than work, it'll piss me off as well. People who:
Wipe their boogers on the wall by the urinal.
Leave two almost empty pots of coffee burning on the coffee maker.
Spill sauce in the microwave and leave it to bake.
Prop the passcard locked door open with a coat hanger.
Get mad when I don't let you in the passcard locked door.
Pee on the toilet seat and leave it spattered in yellow.
Poop on the toilet seat and leave it smeared in brown.
yes - really...
Leave piles of sliced paper pieces under the paper cutter.
Burn popcorn in the microwave.
Hold conference calls in the cubicle near mine.
Hold long drawn-out soliloquies about nothing next to my cubicle.
Hitting me up for donations for people I don't even know.
Hitting me up for donations for people I know but don't like.
Never being on the receiving end of those donations.
Signing cards for those people I don't know, don't like or don't care about.
Supervisors enforcing some rules for some people but not all rules for all people.
Being one of those people.
Leaving hot chocolate powder/sugar/powdered milk/coffee grounds/ on the coffee bar.
The cleaners moving my trash can from where I want it to someplace else.
Running the smokers gantlet on cold mornings.
People dumping their trash in the parking lot.
And yes - people really do this and more where I work. And no - it's not kindergarten or a hospital for the mentally defective (at least I don't think it is).