Saturday, July 23, 2005
Parking Idiots
As you may or may not know, people who can't park are one of my main bitches. I don't understand how people can be so crappy when trying to park their vehicle. If they're not over the yellow lines, they're pointing the wrong way. There's the extra-lazy ones who can't walk 50 feet to the store and have to park in the fire lane and run in. And then there's the big-ass pickups. I get the feeling that the drivers just can't figure out to handle such a big toy and they're too chicken to tell anyone. So they park like they're out in a field.
I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the parking lot bandits. They will watch you waiting for a space and then jump into it in front of you. As if that proves their manhood or something. Get a life, man! It won't kill you to walk an extra hundred feet to get to the store. The exercise will do you good.
Anyway, there's a new link over on the right to the Parking Hall of Fame page. Yes, it's an ugly page and as such fits the ugly and inconsiderate parkers enshrined within.
