Monday, December 29, 2003
Holiday thoughts again...
What if god gave you a chance to let him know how you wanted to die? I can see it happening something like this. First you get this e-mail:
From: god@heaven.com
Subj: death notice
Yo - dude. As part of new good feeling deity service, we are now giving you a
choice of your death. Not more than 14 days from now, or less than 21 days
from you're going to be history. The obituary will be starring yours truly. You
can either take what we're going to give you, or for the mere price of ten (10)
days, you can let us know just what kind of death you want.
cheers,
The god bunch
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Would this be cool or what? Instead of slipping in your bath some morning and being found by the paramedics a couple of days later all bloated with your rubber ducky gently floating against your thigh and dead of a broken neck you could go out with real style.
As I was driving home down the freeway tonight, I came up with a great way. I'd be humming along in my bug listening to Fiona Ritchie on Thistle & Shamrock. A 4 kilo iron meteorite would come blasting into the roof, through my head, and buries its heated little body in my gas tank. As my car bounces uncontrollably off the pavement, it crashes into a fuel storage tank half full of high octane avgas which ignites after the meteorite sets my gas tank on fire. The resulting conflagration engulfs 5 more storage tanks and burns for the next week. Weeee!
Would that be cool or what?
2fers:Thistle & Shamrock and ID a meteor
